Me, a little drunk, yelling at a cat:
Go! No! Get outta here! You're being a dick! In this house, we're nice! If you're not gonna be nice you can go back on the street!
Yeah, there are a whole lot of cats in my house right now. As is the slogan for most of the big and small picture situations in my life, I'm not sure how we got here. What I do know is for all of the horribleness going on around me, the cat thing makes sense. No matter how much and how many bad things feel out of my control, I try to keep finding ways to do some good in this world. I can do right by these cats. All 4+ of them.
The official policy of Mr. and Mrs. Jimmy is we still only have four cats. Yes, I am fully aware of the absurdity of using "only" as the adverb in that sentence. Like I said, I'm no sure how we got here. Anyway, we have four cats* and two long term houseguests. There's also Edgar who comes around for food, refuses to sleep in the shelter I bought and assembled for him, and gives me gentle head rubs followed by violent slashes. He's a good boy.
I like to tell myself that one of the core truths of growing up is realizing you, or anybody else for that matter, have no idea what they're doing. I'm just doing my best, trying to do something positive, no matter how much of the world burns down around me. These cats don't know and don't care about credit scores, imaginary borders, or any other manmade nonsense we convince ourselves should dictate the way we live. They just live. If I can help them do that, maybe I can help myself do the same. And if I can't help myself, then at least I'm doing something to help these ungrateful beasts feel a little more comfortable in the world we've built around them.
*If you're my landloard, four means two and six means what am I, the number police?