As much as I decry our culture of convenience and immediacy and pine for the days of payphones and pagers, I do have to acknowledge how neat...

(Note: This was written a little more than four years ago. I don't remember what compelled me to write it, especially considering it was...

Me, a little drunk, yelling at a cat:  Go! No! Get outta here! You're being a dick! In this house, we're nice! If you're not gon...

It’s hard to have complete memories of a night that happened 29 years ago. We fill in the gaps with interpretations of flickers of how we re...

If this comeback is going to have any kind of theme or connective tissue, it's this: I want to go back. I want to go back to a time when...

My top 10 movies of the 1990s, as told to the world in 2008: 10. The Full Monty 9. Groundhog Day 8. Barton Fink 7. Election 6. Quiz Show 5. ...

Continuing my look into the time capsule that are 2008 blog posts, I am left perplexed by my understanding and perception of time. In the ye...

Looking over old blog posts we wrote 17 years ago certainly is an eye-opening experience. My initial reactions are mostly along the lines of...

 Jimmy Jimmy, motherfuckers. 

Stay tuned for further updates.  -Edmund

Thank the lord, thank the lord, the NBA season is upon us! I won't mention the lockout ever again after this sentence because I've h...

I have a strict doppelganger elimination policy. Should any of my associates ever encounter an impostor roaming the earth, they are to dispo...

I just found out the Emmys are tonight. I am not in tuned. Seems like a great chance to prove my prediction superiority. At any rate, some e...

Which one of these fraternal twins do you want to be our next President?

I haven't had the time to write much lately. My workload basically doubled overnight. Somewhere in all this madness is a good book or Ne...

What do you think these names are for? Ashley Olivia Archstone Mima Atelier Loft Aire WYYZ SOS Edge Do those all sound like tacky restaur...

Some jerkass once said there's no such thing as a stupid question. That guy probably didn't talk to any stupid people. I get asked ...

Working outdoors isn't always a walk in the park. Well, it is  literally  a walk in the park, but don't let that distract you from ...

I don't know when this happened, but it seems like every single grocery store in America- or at least the parts I've been to. Don...

The day of reckoning is upon us. As if I need to offer more explanation, I'm talking about May 21, 2012, the day all the stars align, br...