That truly was brilliant. Wait, did I say brilliant? What I meant to say was ridiculous.

(Cue informercial voice)

Have you ever found yourself wrapping up a nice, relaxing shower only to realize you forgot to bring a towel!? Worse yet, you're all alone in the house and the only fabric in the bathroom is your dirty laundry and that rancid bathmat! For years you've found yourself scampering down the hallway, dripping water from your various dangling parts. Well, struggle no more! With my patented new method you'll find yourself enjoying a smooth, casual stroll to that rogue towel!

Step 1: Do the twist
Step 2: Put your left leg in
Step 3: Put you left leg out
Step 4: Put your left leg in and shake it all about
Step 5: Do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around
Repeat steps 2-5 with your right leg

And that's what it's all about! Yes, I actually just did this.