At least I have my computer back

Safari is such an awful web browser. If Safari were a person, I would mercilessly bludgeon it like Joe Pesci in every single movie he's ever made. I just spent half an hour filling out the most tedious job application I've ever seen, only to have Safari "unexpectedly quit" on me right at the end. All of my work gone. I think it's time I unexpectedly quit on Safari. What the hell kind of name is Safari anyway? I think the internet is well beyond the days of being a fascinating breakthrough. The internet is not an exotic adventure. It's not even a pre-packaged family thrill. The internet is a tool. Oh, yeah, it's also good for porn.