Not cool

Dear Soy Sauce Packets,

Really? REALLY? You've been doing the same spiel for my whole life. For almost twenty-six years now you have shown no improvement whatsoever. You make me feel like the true purpose of your existence is not to transport delicious salty goodness to Chinese food but rather to make competent, even intelligent, humans feel inadequate, incapable and downright useless. You even manage to intensify these feelings of futility by punishing rather than rewarding outbursts of rage that you yourself bring about. Next time I'm opening the duck sauce just to make you feel unappreciated.

Love,

James