That's what I said!

"Conspiracy theorists are just people looking for an answer where there is no question" - Me

Those who know me best can attest to my tendency to spit out quote worthy, if not necessarily profound, statements in the midst of my usual diet of meaningless gibberish. When you ramble as much as I do, you're bound to say something cool that would totally get on your IMDB page, if only you were famous enough to have an IMDB page. It's simple mathematics people: Talk all day and the odds are you'll eventually say something useful.*

* A moderate level of intelligence may or may not be required to make this hold true.