If I were a hipster...

I would name my first retro-experimental-power-protopunk album "I Wish You Could See Yourself How I See Myself." However, I detest hipsters and I hate myself for coming up with such an ironic title in the first place.

Does hating myself make me a hipster? I better not think about this too much, lest I become this guy:

And just so you know, I used to watch Family Guy; then I graduated college.