Holy Guacamole!

I haven't watched hockey in probably five years. I have absolutely no interest in the NHL Finals. Hockey means nothing to me. However, I have HDTV at home and I am totally mesmerized by hockey in HD. I have no idea what's on in this game but I cannot stop staring at the screen. Im only writing this because it's a commercial break. The picture quality is so tantalizingly sharp. I'm kind of freaking out. 

Does anybody read my blog yet? Anybody? If you can tell me the Simpsons episode I referenced in the title of this post I promise to give you a cookie.

I'm not sure I should be allowed to watch the NFL in HD. I might have a heart attack.