No one outside of whoever talks about college sports on espn thinks you're good looking Ashley Judd. You're hideous. Who gets shots of fruit punch in their cheeks? There has to be better plastic surgery available. Stop faking like you're doing anything with Haiti, of course you're "content", because why would anyone outside of your inner circle expect anything of you? Go dig some skeletons you rich brunette. I saw your clone outside Raymor & Flanagans.
Referring to Harvard as the "H bomb" does not make it more understandable, middle class, or any kind of relatable. You are somehow making it more snide than it already is, despite the fact that you've never been good in a movie nor in a good movie. Are you actually going to graduate anyway? Thanks for trying to marginalize people who might care about things.
Oh, you advertise you're 41. What's that mean? That you suck for a 41 year old, or 41 year olds are awesome because they don't suck as much as you? No, no. It all makes sense now. You're on television, you deserve attention because you are advertising the 'film' the "Tooth Fairy".
I'm with you. Ship the Oscar now, before you sexually assault a homeless person and I actually feel bad for someone I don't know.
Oh wait, it wouldn't be you: if Ashley Judd did jerk off the corpse of Franco I would sympathize with the spiders nearby that had no choice but to watch the horror.
You're the kind of celebrity that makes people like Taylor Swift.
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