Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Good job, a-dults

A female high school student in Mississippi (I can spell it without google bitches) recently requested that her school allow her to attend the prom with her girlfriend.

Aside #1: You have to request this? I remember when in 2001 I tried to sell burned copies of the The Eminem Show and got punched in the face by a lesbian trying to steal a copy. Additionally, a guy showed up to my prom in shorts and he was better dressed than at least a dozen people.

The school, deciding they didn't like this but overpowered by their own cowardess, decided to instead cancel the prom

Aside #2: Who pays these people?

Then the school set up an off campus prom for this girl.

Aside #3 Why not just have the prom? I'm sure the kids would enjoy themselves anyway, and it's not like this chick doesn't get made fun of anyway in her high school. Even in fairly progressive high schools people don't come out of the closet.

Followed by the school setting up a secret double off-campus prom that all but 7 students attended.

Aside #4: At this point, you weirdos are trying too hard. And if any viewers don't like gay people, don't start thinking this school supports blacks, catholics, quakers, muslims, mormons, women, people with glasses, kids who gamble, kids who smoke pot, or kids who like music other than 3 doors down. It just doesn't fit.

Way to get on the national news Itawamba Agricultural High School. Even the KKK was more subtle than this.

Then again, perhaps they don't know the internet exists. Or maybe the prom was perfectly timed with the recent Donovan McNabb trade.

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