Failure

Listen ESPN, when I wake up at 8 am on Thanksgiving I expect to see Mike and Mike, not Doug and Marcellus. You think you can just throw any nerd and jock combination in there and we won't even notice? If that is your policy then you might as well cut costs and hire me. I'm like a nerd and a jock all rolled into one with approximately 28 personalities in between. You can even call it James and James. Doesn't that sound better than Doug and Marcellus? Happy Columbus Day.