One has to question...

What has my life come to when the 11 year old on the train is more fly than me? I even had a polo shirt on. But this kid had a brand new red polo and pristine white Jordans with red and black trim to match his equally fresh Blazers hat. He even had on those trendy (two years and still popular!) plaid shorts to trump my tattered jeans. This might be the turning point that finally pushes me to revamp my wardrobe.

Whats Hot: Liking Barack Obama for anything except his political views

What's Not: Moms with tramp stamps