Oh, they're real and they're spectacular...

You might recall my previous post about a certain illegal product being exhibited in full view by a local deli. Shortly after that post, I felt like I'd ruined it for everybody as the sweet, sweet Loko was removed from the window. However, yesterday they came back with even more Four Loko, providing me with more hope and proof of my outlandish claim. Journalistic integrity win in 3...2...1...

Update: ZOMFG!!!#@!!!!11!!>?!!!!! They sell it in the store. I don't know if it's legal, per se, but it's for sale. I'm about to get loko, bitches.