Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Oh yeah!

Now that's what I'm talking about!

I've been joking for a year now that all this painful exercise and excruciatingly low cheeseburger intake was bound to pay off where it counts. Thank god the internet has my back on this one. I can't say for sure if it makes the ladies like me more in general. Stupid sexy Flanders girlfriend. However, I can confidently say sex is way more fun with the decreased wheezing. I'm pretty sure my grunting has lightened significantly. Here's hoping this discovery holds true and doesn't fizzle out like that silly global warming fad.

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