Because you're worth it...

Yep, that's a makeup reference. I'm awesome. Seriously though, I'm bored. So here is my futile attempt at unexplained NFL Power Rankings

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Titans

Giants

Contenders

Cowboys

Bills

Wild Cards in more ways than one

Steelers

Eagles

Redskins

Chargers

Broncos

Don't Count Them Out

Panthers

Bucs

Jaguars

Saints

Colts

Forgettably Forgettable

Bears

Patriots

Ravens

Packers

Hopelessly Flawed

Vikings

Cardinals

Jets

Only here to destroy your Bodog account

Seahawks

49ers

Falcons

Texans

We'd get our hopes up, but we'd only be disappointed

Browns

Raiders

Dolphins

Chiefs

Yes, we know much we suck. You know what? Fuck you! That's what!

Bengals

Lions

We have 12 more games!? I hate myself!

Rams